A Guide for Women to Male Backyard Cooking Appliances

Milestones on the male culinary odyssey.

Orrin Onken
Crow’s Feet
Published in
9 min readMar 28, 2024

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AI image. Prompt by Author.

My wife allows me to have two outdoor cooking appliances on our back deck. Any more than that, she claims, makes the place look like a used car lot. I can live with the limitation. In all other respects, she is a good wife.

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Orrin Onken
Crow’s Feet

I am a retired elder law attorney who lives near Portland, Oregon. I write legal mysteries for Salish Ponds Press and articles about being old.